Thursday, August 28, 2008

non photo album friendly thursday

two white girls throwing up gang signs while the poor child prays in the middle. he already has more street cred than us. smarter too apparently. he knows praying is better than living the thug life.
jenelle is even smiling while trying to be gangsta. i don't even know what i am doing.
west side for life.

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

why my job rocks

Yesterday I was seating a party of three elderly people. I would guess around 75, maybe older.
A married couple and a girlfriend of the wife.
The married couple sat next to each other so the friend asked if the husband would prefer to sit across from his wife so she could look at her. He said no thank you. The wife interrupted and told her friend to watch out because he may want to really sit next to her.(Her being the friend)
The husband once again says no but this time gives the explanation.
"No i can pinch her from here."
Now being curious i look at him as he goes to pinch his wife's butt.
It was epic. They totally made my day.
I want to play grab ass in public when I am that old!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Ten on Tuesday

1. NI, as in the knights who say it, or formally said it.

2. Nerf herders (the scruffy looking kind)

3. Nice strangers

4. Netflix

5. Nature

6. Night time

7. Nekroman--------------------------->

8. New Jersey Kelly

9. Nancy Grace(because she is funny \on the mere fact that she is nuts)

10. Naboo

monday quotes

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Friday, August 22, 2008

tales of a cutter

I am a full blown KLUTZ. I constantly run into things; doors, people, couches, and walls. Lately I have been doing more of the cutting myself on random things. When i say random i MEAN it.

The first thing i cut myself on was soup. Yes an "easy open" can of soup. All you have to do is pull the tab right? It should be simple but not for me... this is what I get...

NEXT was a pillow yes a PILLOW. Our pillows have vicious zippers.

The other day i was cleaning and cut myself on a vent.

Last night i took a chunk out of my skin with this...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

non album friendly foto thursday

I think I was pretend yelling or maybe singing in the car and it just looks like I want to be a vampire and attack this poor young man, or something. Which is unfortunate because, as you can tell, I sadly do NOT have the teeth for it. He seems uneasy though, i might be luckier than first thought.

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Monday, August 18, 2008

Ten on Tuesday

Ten things i am thankful for that start with M

1. Music

2. Making out

3. Markers (coloured)

4. Monty python

5. Mail

6. Mission trips

7. Marie Callenders (i start today)

8. Musicals (the old ones)

9. Mistakes

10. Mace

quotes moved to monday!

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

Sunday, August 17, 2008

my brother the mini hunk

Ok so I took this pic of my little brother today because even though I find it disturbing on teenagers and men, I think my brother looks especially adorable in a popped collar polo.
So after I take the photo I realize the little smirk he has got on his face. This smirk plus the popped collar reminds me too much of a typical eighties heartthrob. It is like he is saying with his face,"Hello Molly Ringwald."
Then on top of that as he ran off to play with his little friends he stops to ask me this, "Did I uh, forget anything? My good looks? My charm?" NO JOKE! That is exactly what he asked me. No idea where he picked something like that up... :)

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Ode to N*SYNC

Thank you N*SYNC. Thank you Justin. Thank you Joey. Thank you Jc. Thank you Lance. Thank you weird one with white boy dreads(even though you always creeped me out).

I loved you. You knew everything I thought in 4-7th grade. You put all the things I felt and put them into beautiful, poppy, repetitive songs, that were so easy to learn all the words to.

You got me through some tough times you five. My break up with AH. Long trips with my parents. You were there for me in my walkman disc player.

Thank you as well for being unbelievably hot to nine year old girls(well except chris, sorry). It must have been tough but we all appreciated it.

Thank you Lance and Joey for doing the movie On The Line. It's nice to know that even pretty boys can get lead roles in romantic comedy. Though Joey, you are hilarious and were a much better catch in that movie.

So once again, thank you. You were the perfect band for nine year old me.

Friday, August 15, 2008

poor aleece

I have a beautiful friend named aleece. We have been together about four years now. At my last supper in my old town I had her, her boyfriend, my twin and my lil brother all with me. My twin and her boyfriend were cracking jokes about how unfortunate aleece was because of her bone structure and what a shame it is that she will never be pretty and stuff like that. My little brother who was being quiet and shy just sat there eating his pizza. Then I asked spencer what he thought of aleece's face. He stopped staring down at his pizza slowly moved his face to look at us with the most DISGUSTED look you could ever imagine. It was such the look of her face is so horrid why would you ever bother cute ole me with such sadness. Then a minute later or so he said he liked her face.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

non album friendly foto thursday

This is my friend Thomas and i hanging out while my sister made cupcakes(which ended up tasting like dirt, she knows it too. I will state here she relly can bake but this batch ended up the worst cupcakes ever) That is frosting in his mouth. I look frightened. Not one to show the grandparents or(very far) future grandchildren. But it makes me laugh and love Thomas so there you go.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

quote day

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

Sunday, August 10, 2008

the message bible

So today in church we read Luke 9. Now I recieved the message bible as a present from my grandarents for my eighteenth birthday but I have not taken it to church, well that is until today. So Pastor Brandon had us read 9:58 which in my bible read as " Jesus was curt,' Are you ready to rough it? We're not staying in the best inns you know'".
I started cracking up in church and i felt bad because it was a good sermon. So my mom came up with other verses that might be seen in the message bible, such as;

Then Jesus was all," We rough it. We live a thug life fool".

Jesus said unto them," Wazzup"

When hearing of his friend Lazarus' death Jesus hollared," Oh heck no, my home boy ain't finished yeet, you hear?" And went all gangsta on deaths butt.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Tim meets the family

So I have been dating this amazing guy named Tim for about two months now. He is sweet, intelligent, outgoing, and freaking hilarious. Not to mention super cute. The catch is he lives 720.12 miles away from me. Luckily his folks live like an hour away and surprised him with a plane ticket home for a few days before he starts his awesome new state job. (It is a great job so I am really proud of him)

All this leads up to the fact that we got to meet each other's parents. I was nervous but they ended up being really awesome and funny. So the next day he ended up staying with my family for my mom's birthday. We went to the river (where he played with spencer in the water and on rocks for like an hour it was cute)and he also ruined the shirt he was wearing to save my flip flops(which he was wearing at the time they were floating down the river mind you) Then we went to a car show. My mom wanted to go to my dad's gig so we babysat spence then he ended up just sleeping over ON THE COUCH.

The next morning my mom, dad, tim and i were discssing the ruined shihrt and Tim said it was fine and that he had a ton of undershirts. Then we explained how we went shopping for them last time we got to hang out. We explained it was memorable because we had a discussion on how awkward the underwear models on the packages stand. You know what i am talking about. Then we discussed how some brands disenhance and other enhance a certain area. Luckily Tim mention that in Australia there is an enhancing underwear and we all laugh, and proceeds with the fact some swim trunks do it to. The next part happens like a flash before I could do anything.
"That makes more sense"-mom
"because its cold water"-mom

So there you have it. The conversation my parents and I had with my new boyfriend, every girls dream isn't it?