quote day

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein

the message bible

So today in church we read Luke 9. Now I recieved the message bible as a present from my grandarents for my eighteenth birthday but I have not taken it to church, well that is until today. So Pastor Brandon had us read 9:58 which in my bible read as " Jesus was curt,' Are you ready to rough it? We're not staying in the best inns you know'".
I started cracking up in church and i felt bad because it was a good sermon. So my mom came up with other verses that might be seen in the message bible, such as;


Then Jesus was all," We rough it. We live a thug life fool".


Jesus said unto them," Wazzup"


When hearing of his friend Lazarus' death Jesus hollared," Oh heck no, my home boy ain't finished yeet, you hear?" And went all gangsta on deaths butt.

Tim meets the family

So I have been dating this amazing guy named Tim for about two months now. He is sweet, intelligent, outgoing, and freaking hilarious. Not to mention super cute. The catch is he lives 720.12 miles away from me. Luckily his folks live like an hour away and surprised him with a plane ticket home for a few days before he starts his awesome new state job. (It is a great job so I am really proud of him)

All this leads up to the fact that we got to meet each other's parents. I was nervous but they ended up being really awesome and funny. So the next day he ended up staying with my family for my mom's birthday. We went to the river (where he played with spencer in the water and on rocks for like an hour it was cute)and he also ruined the shirt he was wearing to save my flip flops(which he was wearing at the time they were floating down the river mind you) Then we went to a car show. My mom wanted to go to my dad's gig so we babysat spence then he ended up just sleeping over ON THE COUCH.

The next morning my mom, dad, tim and i were discssing the ruined shihrt and Tim said it was fine and that he had a ton of undershirts. Then we explained how we went shopping for them last time we got to hang out. We explained it was memorable because we had a discussion on how awkward the underwear models on the packages stand. You know what i am talking about. Then we discussed how some brands disenhance and other enhance a certain area. Luckily Tim mention that in Australia there is an enhancing underwear and we all laugh, and proceeds with the fact some swim trunks do it to. The next part happens like a flash before I could do anything.
"That makes more sense"-mom
"why?"-me
"because its cold water"-mom
"moooooom"(horrified)-me.



So there you have it. The conversation my parents and I had with my new boyfriend, every girls dream isn't it?

tuesday quote

“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.” -Kurdt Cobain

Living With a Seven Year Old

I recently moved back in with my folks and my brother. I had forgotten what it was like to live with someone so much younger.
I was doing something and my brother asked if he could help, now usually I dont mind him helping but my ocds had kicked in and I needed to finish it myself. I explained that he couldn't. Of course a couple minutes later he asked again. To which I replied, "You can't because I have obsessive compulsive disorder". He returned with, " They don't need to know I helped".

fun

Today I went out with a good friend who I have known for quite a few years. I love him to death. We went to the beach saw a movie then met my sister and her new possible roommate for sushi. Times like these I realize how different I am from my generation, and why its soo hard for me to make a ton of friends. I do not believe in the whole this is your one life have as much fun as you can. Now I am all for fun but the type of fun everyone keeps talking about is such a disguise. Talking mainly about how you get so wasted you don't remember how you got home. My bestie gets told all the time that she isn't living life because she doesn't drink or get high. Why can't my generation get that actions have reprucussions. Making out with that random hot people can actually hurt others. Everything anyone does in return affects the people around you.

things to learn from star wars

never be too quick to kiss...especially to make the one you love jealous... he(or she) may quite possibly be your twin seperated from birth...



never bring up the fact that it could or could not get worse because in a galaxy far far away this does not mean that it starts raining it means that you get attacked by a dianoga.







being cocky and in love with yourself is hot...thank you han solo







if u meet a member of the opposite sex that you hate right off the bat the odds are you will fall in love with them



though a clone of jango fett...a well skilled bounty hunter...boba fett is easily killed by accidently bumping into him while he is flying his jet pack...which proves all bad guys are "dumb" which leads to there is no point in being scared of them.


don't ever let hayden christiansen in your movie...well unless you want it to suck




all bad guys have tattoos...jabba the hutt for example...unless ove 60% of their flesh has been burned off