Monday, June 2, 2008

things to learn from star wars

never be too quick to kiss...especially to make the one you love jealous... he(or she) may quite possibly be your twin seperated from birth...



never bring up the fact that it could or could not get worse because in a galaxy far far away this does not mean that it starts raining it means that you get attacked by a dianoga.







being cocky and in love with yourself is hot...thank you han solo







if u meet a member of the opposite sex that you hate right off the bat the odds are you will fall in love with them



though a clone of jango fett...a well skilled bounty hunter...boba fett is easily killed by accidently bumping into him while he is flying his jet pack...which proves all bad guys are "dumb" which leads to there is no point in being scared of them.


don't ever let hayden christiansen in your movie...well unless you want it to suck




all bad guys have tattoos...jabba the hutt for example...unless ove 60% of their flesh has been burned off

1 comment:

Thany said...

The force is strong with this one.