perfecter

My brother was pretending to give me tattoos yesterday. The tool he was using was a pretend drill with a k*nex extension for the needle. He was "tattooing" my entire back.
Then he stated, "Man, if I was doing this you and Tim would be perfect for each other".
( Let me comment that my boyfriend, Tim, has thirty two tattoos. Just so this can make sense to all y'all).
I replied with, "What we aren't perfect together now?"
He quickly saved himself with, "No, you are but if you had this many tattoos you would be even perfecter".
Oh, Ed Hardy, you are the only thing in between me and a perfecter relationship.